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ליקוטי שמואל | January 17, 2026
  • An old man on his deathbed asks if his family is gathered around him. When everyone confirms they are present, he exclaims, "If everybody is here... why is the light on in the kitchen?"
  • A man on his deathbed smells his wife's cinnamon rugelach and asks for a piece. His son returns empty-handed, explaining, "Mama says they're for the Shiva."
  • An elderly Jewish man is stopped at airport security with four sets of dentures. He explains they are for different types of kosher food (dairy, meat, and neutral), adding that the fourth set is needed because Passover is coming soon.
  • Yitzy Yankel tells the doctor that everything he touches hurts. The doctor examines him and concludes, "Because your finger is broken."
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