Humor

ליקוטי שמואל | December 10, 2025

May you be so rich your widow’s new husband will never have to work another day.
Zolst du zayn azoy raykh, az dayn almunahs man zol darf keynmol nisht arbetn a tog.
You should be turned into a blintze, and a cat should eat you.
Vern zol fun dir a blints hik un di kats zol dikh kayn.
May your wife eat matzah in bed and may you roll in the crumbs.
Zol dayn vayb es s en matzos in bet, un du vet zich valgeren in di breklach.
May your husband's father marry three times, so that you have not one, but three mothers-in-law.
Zol dayn man's tatte khasunah hoben dray mol, un du vest hoben nisht eyn, nor dray s hviggers.

May you be so rich your widow’s new husband will never have to work another day.
Zolst du zayn azoy raykh, az dayn almunahs man zol darf keynmol nisht arbetn a tog.
You should be turned into a blintze, and a cat should eat you.
Vern zol fun dir a blints hik un di kats zol dikh kayn.
May your wife eat matzah in bed and may you roll in the crumbs.
Zol dayn vayb es s en matzos in bet, un du vet zich valgeren in di breklach.
May your husband's father marry three times, so that you have not one, but three mothers-in-law.
Zol dayn man's tatte khasunah hoben dray mol, un du vest hoben nisht eyn, nor dray s hviggers.

View The Full Article (PDF)