Two astronauts jump out of their spaceship and onto the moon. They walk around looking at the celestial body they just arrived on, and run into two hassidic men hunched over sewing machines. They incredulously ask the hassids, “What are you doing on the moon?” The hassids say back, “Who are you to ask?” The astronauts reply, “We are astronauts, we have been training for months to get here.” The hassids look at each other disappointedly and respond, “Astronauts? We asked for pressers!”
Benny is speeding the highway at 1 a.m. A policeman stops him and asks, "Where are you racing at this hour?" "To a lecture," the man responds. "Who will give you a lecture at this hour," the policeman asks. "My wife," was the reply
The first Jewish president is elected. At his inauguration, an old woman in the crowd says to her neighbour, "His brother's a doctor!"
