Humour
What kind of man was Boaz before he married? Ruth-less.
Did you know it’s wrong for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it’s in the Bible. It says . . . “He-brews”
Goldie & Stan Levy won 5 million dollars in the lottery. They were so excited with their windfall that they immediately started living the good life. They bought a luxurious mansion and surrounded themselves with all the material wealth imaginable. They decided to hire a butler and after much searching, they found the perfect one. The Levy’s instructed the butler to set up dinner for four because they were inviting their friends, the Cohens, over for Shavuot. Just before their guests were due to arrive, Goldie and Stan noticed that the table had been set for six. When they asked the butler why six places were set instead of four, the butler replied: “The Cohens called to say that they were bringing the Blintzes.”
What blessing do you give someone who just turned 120? Have a nice day.
Little Moishe Epstein was used to being the center of attention, so understandably he was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister Rivka. Moishe’s parents sat him down and said that now that Rivkah was getting older, the house was too small and they'd have to move. "It's no use," Moishe said. "She's crawling now. She’ll probably just follow us."
