What can cause dry skin after being in a swimming pool?
A towel
Why do bananas wear sunscreen?
Because they peel
Where do boats go when they’re sick?
To the dock
What happens when ice cream gets angry?
It has a meltdown.
The Sermon
A rabbi told his congregation, "Next week, I plan to speak about the sin of lying. To help you understand my speech, I want you all to read Perek 37 in Chumash Bamidbar."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the rabbi asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Chapter 37 in Bamidbar. Every hand in the shul flew up. The rabbi smiled and said, "Bamidbar has only 36 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
Hook and Ladder
Car Trouble
Wife calls her husband and says, “My Precious, the car is broken, it won’t start.”
“What?! It’s in perfect order, what’s wrong with it?”
“It’s water in the carburetor, my dear.”
“Oh no, where are you right now?”
“Um, in the little lake behind the house...”
Bakery Pretend Play
Chana, Baila, and Kaila were playing bakery.
Chana said, “I’m the baker!”
Baila said, “I’m the taste tester!”
Kaila said, “I’m the customer!”
Chana gave Baila a pretend cupcake.
Baila tasted it, made a face, and said, “Too much glue!”
Chana whispered, “It’s not real!”
Kaila nodded seriously and said, “Good. I forgot my pretend money.”
