G’vir Power

JOKES

Yossi and Mendy are sitting at a table together, and there are two pieces of cake left, a big one and a little one. They sit there for a while, and finally, Yossi takes the bigger piece of cake.

Mendy: That wasn’t very generous of you!
Yossi: Why, which one would you have taken?
Mendy: I would have taken the smaller one, of course!
Yossi: Well, then, you got it.