Sudden Sinai Slav Spike

Also known as quail, Slav are not usually seen in the Sinai Desert. Recently, however, millions upon millions of Slav have been swooping in on the Israelite camp. Apparently, there are Jews who are suffering from “Day-in-Day-out-Mann-From-Heaven-Too-Much-of-a-Good-Thing-Syndrome,” and were spotted slaughtering, cooking, and feasting on the Slav.

“Fresh meat is a delicacy out here in the desert,” said Batya Babaganoosh, TNS food critic. “Naturally, after so much time in the desert, people wanted something a bit more meaty, something they could sink their teeth into. I just hope no one gets sick from this.”

At press time, an unexpected shortage of beds was reported at Midbar Medical Center.