A man comes to the psychiatrist, shouting that he is in dire need of help. The psychiatrist attempts to calm him down but to no avail. The man is in a state of panic, screaming that it is an emergency and he must be helped immediately. The psychiatrist informs him that if he continues hollering this way, he won't be able to help him. "Please sit down and tell me the whole story from the beginning." The patient finally gives in. He sits down, and starts talking silently: "In the beginning," he says, "I created heaven and earth."
Why did Ellie sit on the clock? She wanted to be on time!
What kind of music does Ellie listen to while fishing? Something catchy!
Why did Ellie bring extra shoes to her Bat Mitzvah? In case she Torah her sole dancing!
Why was Ellie’s Bat Mitzvah like a baseball game? Because she hit a home-run with her speech and the party was a grand slam!
Why was Ellie excited about her Bat Mitzvah? Because she knew it was going to be a Torah-fic day!
Why was Ellie's Bat Mitzvah the talk of the town? Because she gave a Torah-ific performance!
Why was the netball court so wet? Because Ellie kept dribbling on it!
How does Etty stay cool during a netball game? She stands near the fans!
