Humour

I’m reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.

Dovid Santiago claims he glued himself to his Chitas. I don’t believe him, but that’s his story and he’s sticking to it.

I started arguing with my son in the elevator. Turns out I was wrong on all levels

A man walks into lawyer's office and asks, "How much for a consultation?" "Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it?" "Yeah, now what's your last question."

What do we want? Low flying airplane noises. When do we want it? Neeeooooooow!

What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wasabi!