Yossi & Co. by O. Werner © 1998/1999. Brought to you by Ohr Somayach.
Episode 1: Bedtime in Egypt
Yossi's Father: "Yossi, I know your room is plague-free just like the Jewish homes in Egypt, but there will be darkness in five minutes. It's time for bed."
Yossi: "That might be a bit of a problem Dad..."
Yossi's Father (knocking on the door): "Knock Knock"
Yossi: "But Yossi, my kitten is not a wild animal!"
Kitten: "MROW"
Yossi's Father: "Ok Deeny let him in but he'd better behave. We've got a lot of work to do before we leave Egypt. We have to load up the wagon with all our belongings!"
Yossi's Father (seeing Yossi's bed): "...Because my mattress is already loaded up!"
Yossi's Mother: "Well, at least he didn't paint the doorpost red."
Episode 2: The Plague of Darkness
"And another three days of even worse darkness that no man could get up from under it. Someone sitting couldn't stand someone standing couldn't sit." (Rashi Sh'mos 10:22)
Yossi's Father: "...The end."
Yossi: "Wait, Dad, don't turn out the light!"
Yossi's Father: "What's under your bed tonight, Yossi?"
Yossi: "An Egyptian!!"
Yossi's Father: "Say, I'll bet if we shut off the light he wouldn't be able to move, just like during the plague of darkness!"
Yossi: "Great idea, Dad! Quick, shut it off, please!"
Yossi's Father: "Goodnight, Yossi! Sweet dreams."
Yossi: "Dad?"
Yossi's Father: "What is it now?"
Yossi: "How did you get so smart?"