Why didn't the widow attend the 9:00 AM funeral? She wasn't a mourning person.
The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There’ll be no coffin at his funeral.
The man who invented the remote control died yesterday. He is being buried down the back of a sofa.
Why don’t skeletons fight? Because they don’t have the guts.

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