Unfortunately my dad lost his job at the cemetery yesterday He buried someone in the wrong hole. It was a grave mistake.
I was walking home last night and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery 3 girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night so I agreed to let them walk along with me. I told them “I understand, I used to get freaked out too when I was alive.”
One dark night, two men are walking home after a party and decide to take a shortcut through the cemetery. Right in the middle of the cemetery they are startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they find an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. “Holy cow, dude,” one says after catching his breath. “You scared us half to death. We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing, working here so late at night?” “Those fools!” the old man grumbles. “They misspelled my name!”
I saw a grave sweeper at the cemetery and asked him if the place was haunted. He said no, he hadn't seen a ghost in over 200 years.
