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After having dug to a depth of 1,000 meters last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors had a telephone network all those centuries ago.
Not to be outdone by the French, English scientists dug to a depth of 2,000 meters and shortly after headlines in the U.K. newspapers read:
"English archeologists have found traces of 2,000-year-old fiber-optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors had an advanced high-tech digital communications network a thousand years earlier than the French."
One week later, Israeli newspapers reported the following: "After digging as deep as 5,000 meters in a Jerusalem marketplace, scientists had found absolutely nothing. They, therefore, concluded that 5,000 years ago Jews were already using wireless technology."
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Marvin Mandelbaum was waiting in the examination room of Dr. Gold, a famous specialist.
"So who did you see before coming to me?" asked Dr. Gold.
"My local General Practitioner, Dr. Cohen,” Mandelbaum replied.
"Your GP?" scoffed Dr. Gold. "What a waste of time. Tell me, what sort of useless advice did Cohen give you?"
"He told me to come and see you."
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Dovid and Shlomo are older students at the Yeshiva and they decided that they were fed up with living in the dorms with the lousy Yeshiva food. So they decided to rent an apartment and cook food for themselves.
"Did you get us a cook book? Dovid asked.
“I did, but I don’t like it,” Shlomo replied.
"Why, are the recipes too hard?" asked Dovid.
"Exactly!” Shlomo replied. “Every recipe begins the same way, 'Take a clean dish and...'"
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Little Moishie opened his Zadie’s old Chumash that he was told had been in the family for years. With fascination he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Chumash and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree. The leaf had been pressed in between pages.
"Zadie, look what I found," Moishie called out.
"What is it, Moishie?" his Zadie asked.
With astonishment in his voice, young Moishie answered: "It's Adam's suit!"
