The Rabbi's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why.
"Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages.
"I'm asking the Lord to help me deliver a good sermon."
"How come He doesn't answer it" she asked.
Eddie claims that he owns a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare. But William chewed it a lot and now he cannot tell if it is 2B or not 2B.
Barney tried to cheer up a group of unemployed people by telling them jokes. But it did not go down very well because none of them worked.
If we get rid rid of all the margarine in the world, will the world be in a BUTTER place. ?
Q: How many seconds are in a year?
A: Twelve — January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd...
Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
A: There are 11: three in "the" and eight in "alphabet."
Q: Ms. Smith has four daughters. Each daughter has a brother. How many kids are there in total?
A: Five, there are four daughters and one son. Each daughter has the same brother.
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