Get Off

A career military man, who had retired as a corporal, was telling the younger men how he handled officers during his years of service.

"It didn't matter a hoot if he was a Major General, an Admiral, or the Commander-in-Chief, I always told those guys exactly where to get off."

"Wow, you musta been something," the admiring young soldiers remarked. "What was your job in the service?"

"Elevator operator in the Pentagon."