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Q: How many Google employees does it take to light a bonfire?
A: Five. One to the light the match and 4 to design the home-page graphics

Q. What do you call the a baby potato on Lag B’Omer
A: Small fry.

Just in time for Lag B’Omer, Intel Israel announces its greatest invention to date. Hailed as the fastest and best microprocessor of all times – the potato chip.

Lag B’omer is for pyromaniacs who weren’t satisfied with Hanukkah.

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