Humor

Q: What do you call a potato that smokes weed?
A: A baked potato.

Q: What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water?
A: A hesi-tater.

A young Israeli returns from an extended trip in India just in time for Lag B’Omer – “I was going to try walking on hot burning coals but I got cold feet.”

Q: What is a potato’s life philosophy?
A: I think, therefore I yam.