Humour

A man comes home and find his house on fire. He rushes next door, phones the fire department and shouts “Hurry – my house is on fire!”

“OK,” replies the fireman, “how do we get there?”

“Don’t you still have those big red trucks?”

A retired boxer goes to see his doctor because he’s having trouble sleeping. “Have you tried counting sheep?” the doctor asks.

“I tried,” the boxer explains, “but every time I get to the number nine, I stand up.”

When Meir smarty pants says , ‘I cleaned my room,’ He usually means, He made a path from his door to his bed.

“I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully the first time.”

Gershon, Never tell a window a joke.

You don’t want to make it crack up.