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  1. There was a shul (synagogue) that was looking for a baal tokea, someone to blow the shofar. A man came to try out but did a terrible job. He asked for a second chance but was told, “Sorry, YOU BLEW IT.”
  2. A man came home on the first night of Rosh Hashana with a brand new tire. His wife asked him, “What in the world is that about?” He smiled and explained, “In our family, we have a minhag (custom) to eat tires on the first night of Rosh Hashana as a siman that we should have a GOODYEAR!”
  3. A Jewish man visits the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. I can’t remember anything.” The doctor replies, “When did this problem start?” The man answers, “What problem
  4. Two Jewish friends meet on the street. One says, “I haven’t seen you in years! How have you been?” The other replies, “Well, I moved to Israel, I got married, and I have five children now.” The first friend exclaims, “Five children? How did that happen?” The second friend shrugs and says, “One at a time.”
  1. There was a shul (synagogue) that was looking for a baal tokea, someone to blow the shofar. A man came to try out but did a terrible job. He asked for a second chance but was told, “Sorry, YOU BLEW IT.”
  2. A man came home on the first night of Rosh Hashana with a brand new tire. His wife asked him, “What in the world is that about?” He smiled and explained, “In our family, we have a minhag (custom) to eat tires on the first night of Rosh Hashana as a siman that we should have a GOODYEAR!”
  3. A Jewish man visits the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. I can’t remember anything.” The doctor replies, “When did this problem start?” The man answers, “What problem
  4. Two Jewish friends meet on the street. One says, “I haven’t seen you in years! How have you been?” The other replies, “Well, I moved to Israel, I got married, and I have five children now.” The first friend exclaims, “Five children? How did that happen?” The second friend shrugs and says, “One at a time.”
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