Genius Farmer Finally Forgets

Farmer Isaac Eizenkop was recently spotted dancing in his field as a stranger walked away with a bundle of wheat in his arms.

Eizenkop was celebrating the fact that he fulfilled the Mitzvah of allowing a poor person to collect bundles of produce that were forgotten behind in the field. “I have been wanting to remember to do this mitzvah my entire life, but I always forgot to forget, and I told myself ‘forget about it,’” said Eizenkop, who is known for his phenomenal memory. “I’m so glad that I finally remembered not to remember. What an unforgettable event!”