The appropriate treatment for a rare disease
One man became very ill and went to the doctor, who informed him that he had a rare case of several diseases that combined into one disease, including bird flu, swine flu, coronavirus, monkeypox and even the Black Plague.
"Is there anything you can do, doctor?" the patient asked.
"Surprisingly, yes," said the doctor. "First of all we will put you in a private room, where you will have everything you need to relax and recover comfortably and pleasantly. After that, we'll make sure you follow a strict diet of crackers and pancakes."
"Okay... "But why crackers and pancakes?" the doctor replied, "because those are the only things we can slip under your door."
Dad's surgery...
One elderly man who had to undergo complex surgery insists that his son, the doctor, perform the procedure.
On the day of the operation, just before he is anesthetized, the elderly man asks to talk to his son. "Yes, Dad," says the son, "did you want to tell me something?" "I just wanted to tell you to be calm," the father says softly while caressing his son's hand, "You are an excellent doctor, I believe in your abilities and I am sure you will do everything you can." - "Thank you Dad, you are in good hands Don't worry." - "I know, but I just wanted to remind you that if the surgery doesn't work out and God forbid something happens to me, just remember that your mother will move into your house..."
Excessive price at the dentist
One mother comes to the dentist's office to pick up her young son after treatment. "The treatment was successful, Mrs. Shoshana, and your son is recovering in the room. Please go to the reception and pay 400 shekels," the doctor told her.
"How is it 400 shekels? You told me it would only cost 100 shekels and I know very well that this is the price you take from all the mothers who come here to do therapy with their children!"
The mother was annoyed. "It's true, Mrs. Shoshana," said the dentist, "but your son screamed so much before the anesthesia that 3 other mothers ran away with their children!"
Why did the Kurd come to the emergency room?
One Kurd came home from work to find that the door hinge was stuck and he couldn't turn his key. Tried and tried to open the door, turned the key at every possible angle and with all his might, but the door remained locked.
An hour later, his neighbors came to their apartment and saw the Kurd pass out on the floor next to the door with a huge bruise on his forehead. They immediately called an ambulance and the Kurd went to the emergency room.
"How did you get that injury, sir?" the doctor asked the Kurd in the hospital. "I couldn't open the door to the house, but then I remembered what my mother taught me," the Kurd replied. "What on earth did she teach you?" the doctor was amazed. "My mother always said, 'When you encounter a problem, use your head.!'"
