The Purim Seudah

At the Purim seudah, Moishy’s uncle tells him, “You know, you’re supposed to drink until you can’t tell the difference between ‘arur Haman’ and ‘baruch Mordechai.’”

Moishy takes a sip of grape juice and says, “Uncle, I’m 12. I can’t even tell the difference between my left and right shoe!”