Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
What does Meir play when he has nothing else to do? Bored games.
Hey Shaya, did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Why did the computer catch cold? It left a window open.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Light Candles 5.19pm Shabbos ends 6.14pm
Good Shabbos from Louis in Sydney
