<ul><li>Why did the apple turn red? It saw the honey and blushed!</li><li>What do you call a bee that goes to synagogue? A shofarmer!</li><li>Why did the raisin go to synagogue? It wanted to pray with its grape friends!</li><li>How do you greet a cantaloupe? Shana Tova, Melon! [1]</li></ul>

Enjoy a lighthearted collection of short, family-friendly Rosh Hashanah jokes designed to bring a smile and some festive cheer to your holiday celebrations.

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A collection of Torah articles and thoughts on Parashat Ki Seitzei from Likutey Shmuel.