Humor

1. What do you get when you cross a Jewish grandmother with Rosh Hashanah? Honey, apples, and a whole lot of nagging!

2. Why did the Jewish cow celebrate Rosh Hashanah? It wanted to have a mooo-ving spiritual experience!

3. How do you wish someone a sweet Rosh Hashanah? Give them a honey-dipped compliment!

4. Why did the pomegranate have a great Rosh Hashanah? It was seeded for success!