Two little girls were playing together one afternoon in the park when one said, "I wonder what time it is?."
"Well, it can't be four o'clock," replied the other with magnificent logic. "How do you know," asked the first girl.
"Because my mother said I was to be home by four o'clock and I'm not."
The young couple invited their aged Rabbi for Sunday Lunch. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the Rabbi asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied. "Goat?" replied the startled Rabbi, "Are you sure about that?" "Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Pa say to Ma, 'Might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.'
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of hungry wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it, or should we stay here for a few days and outnumber them?"
Mr. Epstein and his daughter Esther were discussing some of her dating choices, of which Mr. Epstein did not entirely approve. Trying to break through to him Esther asked, "Papa, would you prefer to have the son in law of your dreams but have me miserable, or would you rather let me choose the man of my dreams and be happy, and you learn to love him?
Mr. Epstein pondered for a minute and responded, "I'd rather have the son in law of my choice and YOU learn to love him!"
Little Moishie Goldberg’s new English teacher Mr. Allen was a perfectionist and told his students that he was going to demand the very best of them. So after Moishie handed in his first project, written very poorly, Mr. Allen decided to make an example of Moishie.
"This is the worst essay I have ever had to read," ranted Mr. Allen. "It has too many mistakes. I can't understand how one person would have made all these mistakes."
"One person didn't," replied Little Moishie defensively. "My father helped me."
Our child has a great deal of willpower—and even more won’t power.
