Korach Issues Blue Uniforms

250 organizers of the Korach for Kohen Gadol campaign were seen parading around the camp wearing garments made entirely of blue Techeiles-threads. Apparently, the purpose of the uniforms is to poke fun at Moshe Rabbeinu, who recently shared the Mitzvah of placing a single blue thread on each corner of a 4-cornered garment.

Techeiles is an extremely costly fabric, reserved for royalty. “This fits in perfectly with Korach’s style,” explains TNS political commentator, Professor Minkol Morinbishon. “He spends money galore to gain political supporters, and now he is convincing them that everyone is equal, and anyone can be a king. Apparently, Korach is getting ready for a coup d’état, to oust the current leaders, Moshe and Aharon.”