Border Patrol Interception

Egyptian customs officials have been placed on high alert after a beautiful woman was found hiding in a box. She had been smuggled into the country by a man claiming to be her brother. “I tell you,” he explained to the border patrol agents, “we came down to Egypt to escape the famine in our country, but we mean no harm. I hid my sister because of her beauty, that’s all.”

TNS has learned that the woman was forcibly taken to the royal palace and Paraoh will soon marry her, whether she likes it or not.