Child Survives Blaze

A crowd of paying spectators gathered at the Royal Furnace to witness the punishment of young Avram, who was thrown into the fire at the command of His Majesty Nimrod. Notwithstanding the extremely high temperatures, the boy has survived the blazing flames. He was seen standing calmly amidst the inferno.

“We came expecting to see that kid burn,” says Mr. Fred Firewatcher, who attended the botched burning with his family. “He really ruined the show. Maybe it’s the fault of the invisible G-d he has been talking about. We demand a refund!”