What did the man say to his fingers? I’m counting on you.
Hey Hershy , Why don’t people play more hide-and-seek? Because good players are hard to find.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn’t stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Have you ever been camping? It’s in tents.
"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."
"What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?" "Traffic jam."
"How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!"
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
