When Trump becomes president, I hope he puts a wig on his plane and calls it Hair Force One.
I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.”
Did you hear about the archeologist that got fired? Now his career is in ruins.
Hey Shaya ,what did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time no sea.
I adopted a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
Meir smarty pants told a bad chemistry joke once. He got no reaction.
Davidi , why shouldn't you tell jokes to a duck? Because they'll quack up.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
Yossi and Ester Rochel were in a Chinese restaurant and asked the waiter if there were any Chinese Jews. The waiter replied, "I don't know, I'll ask the Manager". When the waiter returned he said to Yossi and Ester Rochel, "The Manager said we have orange, tomato and apple juice but no Chinese juice."
Shmuel was a frequent flier of the New York – Tel Aviv route and although his airline of preference was usually United, this time he decided to try out El Al. After a few minutes trying to stuff his enormous bag into the overhead bin of the plane, a stewardess approached him and informed him that he would have to check his oversized luggage. "When I fly other airlines," Shmuel said irritably, "I don't have this problem." The El Al stewardess smiled and replied, "When you fly other airlines, I don't have this problem either."
