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Two grandmothers are talking about their grandchildren. The first one says: "Every year, I send each of my grandchildren an envelope with a generous check in it, and then I don't hear from them, not even a thank you or a visit."
The second one says: "I do the same thing as you, but everyone comes to visit me and thank me."
"Really?" The first one is amazed. "What are you doing?"
"I just don't sign the check."
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Let's be friends because we're both nuts.
Why is plain pizza the best pizza?
Because nothing tops it
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
How do you keep a bagel from getting away?
You put lox on it!
