Humor

What kind of cheese do I eat on Pesach? Matzo-rella.

Who was the best businesswoman in the Bible? Pharaoh's daughter, she pulled a profit out of the water.

The Jews are camped in front of the Red Sea. They see the Egyptian chariots approaching. Moses turns to his PR man. Moses - "Nu, where are those boats you got us?" PR Guy - "Boats? You didn't say nothing 'bout no boats." Moses - "So what do you want I should do? Part the waters and we can all just walk across?" PR Guy - "If you can swing that, I'll get you your own chapter in the Bible!"

Knock, Knock Who's there? EliYa EliYa who? EliYaHu HaNavi