Humour

Chaim named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.

I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line.

Hey Meir smarty pants, which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.

How did Mem feel when he learned about electricity? Totally shocked.

My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.

I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.