Humor

1-The Hanukkah Bush
Admiring the Christmas trees displayed in his neighbors’ windows, Nathan asks his father, ‘Daddy, can we have a Hanukkah bush?’
‘What? No, of course not.’ says his father.
‘Why not?’ asks Nathan again.
A little agitated, his father replies, ‘Well, Nathan, the last time we had dealings with a bush that was lit up, we spent 40 years in the wilderness.’

2-Roses are red
Violets are blue
Nothing rhymes with Hanukkah

3-A man went to buy some stamps for his Hanukkah cards. He asks the clerk, “Do I have to stick these on myself?” The clerk says, “Well, it’ll work better if you stick them on the envelope.”

4-I heard Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter. Which is a shame, he had such a great fall.