Humour

Hey Etty, what did the loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread during Hanukkah? “Happy challah days!”

Hey Kovi, why did the dreidel go to the doctor? It kept getting dizzy spells

I asked the waiter , Shmuli, if my latkes would be long. He said no, Shaya, they’ll be round.

It was Hanukkah and the tiny village was in fear of not having any latkes because they had run out of flour. Rudi, the rabbi, was called upon to help solve the problem. He said, "Don't worry, you can substitute matzo meal for the flour and the latkes will be just as delicious!" Sheila looked to her husband and said, "Morty...you think it'll work?" Morty said, "Of course! Everybody knows...Rudolph, the Rav, knows grain dear!"