How can you recognize a Hanukkah hippie? He’s the one with his hair in dreidel-locks.
Hey Davidi , what’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon? One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.
Yoni, what did the older Hanukkah candle say to the younger one? You’re too young to smoke.
Maurice Goldblatt was showing off. He said to his friend Sam, "I bought a hearing aid yesterday. It cost me $2,000. Sam said, "That’s expensive, isn’t it? " Maurice replied, "Yes, but it is state of the art." "What kind is it?" Sam asked. "A quarter to twelve," said Maurice.
Hey Mia, David is telling a new joke to Yossi. "Yitzhak and Hymie were talking one day..." Right away, Yossi interrupts him. "Always with the Jewish jokes! Give it a rest! Why do your jokes always have to be about Jews? Just change the names to another ethnic group for once will you David!" So David starts again, "Hashimoto and Suzuki were talking one day at their nephew's Bar Mitzvah...."
Yankel from Williamsburg puts up a sign that says “Boat for sale” Yoily, his friend says, “But Yankel you only own a house and a car” “Dat’s right” Yankel responded “And dey are boat for sale”
