They say what is the difference between a 20 year old, 40 year old and 60 year old?
A 20 year old is very self conscious. Who am I? Where do I fit in? What do they think of me?
A 40 year old says to himself: This is me, and I could not care less what they think of me and how they look at me. They don’t like what they see, tough luck on this, this who I am. Take it or leave it.
And then the 60 year old realizes that nobody was ever looking at him in the first place...
What do rich people say when they tickle babies?
“Gucci, Gucci, goo.”
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One ... or two?
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
