What did the boy say to his sister when she was upset ?
Are you having a cry, sis ?
What was the name of Albert Einstein's evil scientist brother ?
Frank
I got an Xbox for my little brother . Best trade I ever made .
Teacher: "Where is your essay about your dog?"
Student: "Here you go." (Hands teacher his paper.)
Teacher: "This is exactly like your brother’s essay!"
Student: "Sir, it’s because we have the same dog."
Teacher: "Make a sentence with the words “defence, detail and defeat”."
Student: "When a horse jumps over the fence, the feet go before the tail."
So a guide in an university does a quick tour of the campus with new male students. She shows the science department, the arts and sports departments, and then she stops at the teachers' private gym.: “You guys are not allowed to go there, the first time we catch you in the Gym , the fine is $25. The second time is $50, the third time is $100 and so on.” This is when a guy in the back raises his hand to ask a question: “How much for the season pass?”
