One-liners
BET Journal | June 11, 2024
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- People who are wrapped up in themselves are overdressed.
- An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
- A word of advice... don't give it.
- If we made it illegal, do you think more people would vote?
- I am logged in... therefore, I am.
- A journey of a hundred miles starts with an argument over how to load the car.
- Justice is blind and in some cases... deaf and dumb.
- To belittle is to be little.
- When fear knocks at the door, and you answer, there will be no one there.
- Poverty is a condition with but one advantage, it doesn't take much to improve your lot.
- The first rule of tinkering is to save all the parts.
- A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
- Once you pass 40, your "big break" will probably be a bone.
- Politics isn't about hunger or taxes or equality... it's about politics.
- Management's job is to keep 'em too busy to look for other jobs.
- Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
- Why are lawyers not sworn to tell the truth like all the witnesses in a jury trial?
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