Humor

Q: What do you call a bee that goes to synagogue on Rosh Hashanah? A: A shofarmer!

1. How do you make a Rosh Hashanah fish laugh? Tell it a whale of a joke!
2. What did the Jewish cat say on Rosh Hashanah? "Shanah Meow-va!"

Rachel and David Rubin had already retired for the night when Rachel thought she heard a noise downstairs.

Rachel nudged David, "David, wake up, wake up!"

"What's the matter?" David asked.

"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the Shabbos leftovers."

"That'll teach them!" David replied.