Boat Builder Predicts World Flood

A massive wooden rectangular structure is being built by a multi-talented man by the name of Noach. The builder, who started the project at the age of 480, claims that it will float, and that G-d will bring a massive flood to destroy the entire world, unless the people repent for their sins.

Noach has become the laughing stock of Planet Earth. “Ha! Ha! It’s a hoax!” “What a joke!” “One big, fat joke!” “I’m laughing so hard it hurts!” It has been reported that after over 100 years, not even one person has repented from their evil ways, yet Noach continues his decades long building project, “Your ticket to enter my unsinkable boat is repentance,” he was heard saying, “REPENT! REPENT!"