Humor

Noah's Ark — Q: What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? A: Flood lights!

Laundry Detergent — Q: What detergent do flood victims use to wash their clothes? A: Tide!

Neighborly Visits — Q: Why is massive flooding a great way to meet your neighbors? A: Because their junk keeps floating into your bedroom!

Programming — Q: Why do programmers hate designing flood defense simulations? A: Because of the overflow errors!

Diet — Q: Did you hear about the new fad diet? A: Swim fast!