Hey Mia, What did the nose say to the finger ?
Stop picking on me .
Hey Liba, Yoni's mum has four kids; North , West, and East. What is the name of the fourth child ? Obviously, Yoni.
Hey Tony, Where was Noah when the lights went out? In d'ark.
Davidi . Hey Louis, What is a Polygone ? A Dead parrot.
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed the small coins last night? Nurse: No change yet.
My friend and his rock band were playing a concert at the psychiatric hospital where he worked as a musical therapist. The audience was a little too quiet for his taste, so the guitarist decided to do something about it. He grabbed the microphone, pointed to the group and yelled, “Are you ready to get a little crazy?”
Tony is an honorable, courteous, and chivalrous guy. But he hates the stock market. When I asked him why, he said, “Gentlemen prefer bonds.”
Noah was fishing one day off the side of the ark. Suddenly he looked around and yelled out, "Can someone bring me the other worm?"
Why was Tony's Client electrocuted? He shorted Tesla .
