Humour for Mia and Liba

What did the mama cow say to the calf?
It’s pasture bedtime!

How do young bees get to school?
They take the school buzz!

What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!"

Why did two 4s skip dinner?
Because they already 8!

If a math teacher had four apples in one hand and five apples in the other hand, what would they have altogether?
Really big hands!

Why should you never start a conversation with pi?
It'll just go on forever!

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
They just needed a little space.

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish!