What month did the Megillah start in? ויהי בימי in May.
How do we know that the people in Shushan were hard of hearing? ויהי בימי אחשוואראש who? Achashverosh.
Why is the Megillah named after a woman and not a man? Because a lady can take a little story and turn it into a long Megillah.
Abba: "Shmuli, please can you have a look at the left turn signal on the car and tell me if it is working or not?"
Shmuli: "Of course I can, Abba. Yes ... no ... yes ... no ... yes ..."
Mem : "Doctor, doctor I think I'm shrinking!"
Doctor: "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient!!"
If you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you!
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the JCC. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consisted of "yes/no" type questions. She stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within a half an hour, she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour. But," she says, "I am rechecking my answers."
