Max and Ruthie go to the biggest mall in America. After shopping all day, Ruthie realizes she’s lost track of her husband. She searches all over but can’t find him so she calls him frantically. “Max, where are you? I’ve looked everywhere!”
“Ruthie, do you remember that jewelry store we visited years ago, and there was a pair of diamond earrings you fell in love with and i said one day i’ll get them for you?”
“Yes Max, I remember!”
“Well I’m in the sports bar next to that store.”
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places – he told me to stop going to those places. I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places – he told me to stop going to those places.
Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.
Why did the author get married? She found Mr. Write.
Liba told a bad chemistry joke once. She didn't get much of a reaction.
What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?
Hey Tony, what do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
I gave Tzvika a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
Hi, I’m Cliff. Drop over sometime.
