Now that the holy Mishkan has finally been completed, the Jewish Nation is in practice mode. Yet a major glitch has been reported. The talented and powerful Jewish Beam Team has not been successful in setting up the heavy beams of the Mishkan. To the amazement of all, the unassuming leader, Moshe Rabbeinu, has come to the rescue.
“Rabbi Rabbeinu’s power is clearly a divine gift,” reported TNS sports commentator, Mr. Howard Kosel-HaMa’aravi. “We are now witnessing a display of super-human strength. The power of one individual, who is single-handedly lifting the beams for a week straight! 1. up and down; 2. up and down; 3. up and down; 4. up and down; 5. up and down; 6. up and down; 7. up and down... YES! It’s 100 super-heavy, colossal beams! This is clearly an unprecedented record-breaker, never to be matched.”
The Jewish leader is well past his 80th birthday and has more than once displayed his supernatural power. Not long ago, he spent 120 days on Mount Sinai, where he neither ate nor drank!
