A Rabbi, newly called to a small country town, needed to mail a letter. Passing a young boy on the street, the Rabbi asked where he could find the post office. After getting his answer, he thanked the boy and said: “If you’ll come to Shul this evening, you can hear me tell everyone how to get to heaven.”
“I don’t know, sir,” the boy replied. “You don’t even know how to get to the post office!”
How did Shua and Zelig feel when they learned about electricity? Totally shocked
Mia asks her father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," her dad replies. After dinner her father asks, "Now, Mia, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," she says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Why did Rabbi Straiton put on sunglasses?
Because his students were so bright!
