A butcher joke
BET Journal | August 29, 2024
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A butcher joke

BET Journal | June 20, 2025

Shlomo walks into 'Harry Kosher Butchers', goes over to Harry and says, "So, Harry, I hear that you're something of a betting man."

"Yes," replies Harry.

"Well," says Shlomo, "You're a tall man, so I bet you $50 that you can't reach those pieces of meat hanging on those hooks up on that wall."

"I'm not taking your bet," says Harry.

"Why not?" says Shlomo, "I thought you were a betting man."

"I am," says Harry, "but the steaks are too high!"

Shlomo walks into 'Harry Kosher Butchers', goes over to Harry and says, "So, Harry, I hear that you're something of a betting man."

"Yes," replies Harry.

"Well," says Shlomo, "You're a tall man, so I bet you $50 that you can't reach those pieces of meat hanging on those hooks up on that wall."

"I'm not taking your bet," says Harry.

"Why not?" says Shlomo, "I thought you were a betting man."

"I am," says Harry, "but the steaks are too high!"

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